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A Certain Scientific Railgun 02: It’s Important to Keep Yourself Hydrated on Hot Summer Days, Y’know

October 15, 2009
This time, the Evil Villian, KAMIJOU TOUMA, has planted a bomb somewhere in ACADEMY CITY! This sounds like a job for SUPER MIKOTO!

This time, the Evil Villian, KAMIJOU TOUMA, has planted a bomb somewhere in Academy City! This sounds like a job for SUPER MIKOTO!

It’s a parade of fanservice in this episode of Railgun, none of which I will be covering! If you don’t mind that, then please do read on.

In order to save the world, SUPER MIKOTO requests help from her old sidekick.

In order to save the world, SUPER MIKOTO requests help from her old partner.

The episode begins with Mikoto failing to electrocute a certain irrelevant protagonist into ashes, after him chasing him around half the city. The exhausted Electromaster returns to her dormitory, accompanied by Ruiko and Kazari. The two unexpected guests ruin Kuroko’s plans to sexually assult her roommate in accommodation of their one month anniversary since they’ve become roommates. This earns her a good smacking.

Three years ago, the duo split up after an incident involving lethal dosages of alcohol, trenchcoats, a forbidden love, and/or a top-secret airplane.

Three years ago, the duo split up after an incident involving lethal dosages of ethanol, trenchcoats (more likely than not), a forbidden love, and possibly an airport located in a city you are not allowed to know of.

Q.E.D.

*THIS DIALOGUE HAS BEEN CENSORED AT THE REQUEST OF THE CIA*

Wait, so you guys had such a past?! How many people have you killed with this net?!

"Wait, so you guys had such a past?!" "So awesome"

The four girls then start discussing Kuroko’s mature preferences in lingerie, contrasted to Mikoto and Kazari’s.

Now, an irrelevant photo of SUPER MIKOTOs younger days.

Now, an irrelevant photo of SUPER MIKOTO's younger days.

SUPER MIKOTO-san! I found some Secret Documents in Kurokos shelves!

"SUPER MIKOTO-san! I found some Secret Documents in Kuroko's shelves!"

Okay, I guess youre not wearing a mask.

"Okay, I guess you're not wearing a mask." "Not a spy, I guess."

Ruiko goes searching through Kuroko’s books, and finds an album full of sneak-shots of Mikoto. This earns her further punishment from her very annoyed senior.

Gasp! Have I bee found out?!

"Gasp! Are they on to me?!"

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

"INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT" "What?!"

Shortly after, a package arrives for Kuroko: the contents are labeled to be “Computer Parts”. Upon further inquiry, the sender is revealed to be a dealer in aphrodisiacs and herbs. On a fit of rage, Mikoto goes wild, unleashing her powers on the lustrous Teleporter girl.

*GASP* I-I-Its HER!

*GASP* "I-I-It's HER!"

huhwtf oh no wait--

"huhwtf oh no wait--" *snap*

We have plenty of things to ask you and your friend, SUPER MIKOTO...

"We have plenty of things to ask you and your friend, SUPER MIKOTO..." *evil laugh*

Not fearing even Death itself, SUPER MIKOTO quietly accepts her fate!

Not fearing even Death itself, SUPER MIKOTO quietly accepts her fate!

This commotion comes to the attention of the dorm mistress, who subjects the two to pool-cleaning detention.

Welcome to the Warsaw Concentration Camp!

Welcome to the Warsaw Concentration Camp!

Oh, new inmates? Hi!

"Oh, new inmates?" "Hi!"

Wait, I hadnt counted there being others here!

"Oh no! I hadn't counted on there being others here!"

At the pool, Mikoto and Kuroko chance upon two of the latter’s friends, one of which mentions that she had been saved by Mikoto from a gang of thugs on one occasion. Kuroko notices the difference in treatment, and begins to grow jealous.

Wait, so how are we going to get out of here?

"Wait, so how are we going to get out of here?"

Eventually, Kuroko breaks into tears, believing that she is not worthy to be Mikoto’s partner; that Mikoto does not acknowledge her; and, most importantly, that Mikoto forgot today’s special occasion. This puts Mikoto in a rather awkward situation.

Yknow, Im glad we got away and all, but how are we going to save SUPER MIKOTO-san (and the other one)?

"Y'know, I'm glad we got away and all, but how are we going to save SUPER MIKOTO-san (and the other one)?"

Dont worry; the truth is that Kuroko has something up her sleeves!

"Don't worry; the truth is that Kuroko has something up her sleeves! (a Secret Device Thing)"

I-I cant find my Secret Device!

"I-I can't find my Secret Device Thing!"

A flashback is shown, depicting the first encounter of the two: Kuroko forcefully breaks into the unsuspecting Mikoto’s room, earning the two cleaning detention. (Some things never change.)

I must find it!

Kuroko searches frantically for her Secret Device Thing.

The truth is, Kuroko, Ive always known...

"The truth is, Kuroko, I've always known..."

This is yours, isnt it?

"This is yours, isn't it?"

As it turns out, Mikoto had prepared a present for her, just for this special day.

Y-yes! This is it! I found it!

"Y-yes! This is it! I've finally found it! My Secret Device Thing!"

A toast to our brilliant break-out!

"A toast to our brilliant breakout!"

Wait, can you break us out, too?

"Wait, can you break us out, too?"

N-no! No more, SUPER MIKOTO! Nnnngh! *cries of ecstacy*

"N-no! No more, SUPER MIKOTO! Nnnngh!" *cries of ecstacy*

The two make up, and toast to their forthcoming days as partners. Kuroko accidentally ingests the aphrodisiac-spiked beverage she had prepared for Mikoto. In a drugged trance, she uses her powers to teleport Mikoto’s underwear off. Again, she gets yet another taste of the electric ESPer’s powers.

Never mind. Sorry to have bothered you. Bye!

"Never mind. Sorry to have bothered you. Bye!"

Meanwhile, the Secret Device Thing lay forgotten.

Meanwhile, the Secret Device Thing lay forgotten.

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